Saoirse Hanley: Ladies, if your man is willing to ‘alpine divorce’ you, make sure you don’t take him back when you get down the mountain

There was a lot of ground to cover before we’d arrive at our unmanned campsite for the night, and I wasn’t entirely comfortable about the hill snaking into the dark woods. My boyfriend, a very capable outdoors man, was entrusted with getting us from A to B safely (and erecting our tent when we got there, but I held the torch).